"Islam declares JIHAD on Australia?!"

Recently, I read that the number one, trendy hot spot topping this holiday's terrorist hit list is not LA, not London, not Madrid, not Baghdad. No, it's actually Brisbane, Australia.

?!?!? WTF? Talk about reaching.

Who's writing these fatwas anyway...? Maybe they should start reading the news. Terrorists take note: everybody knows that terrorists hate Yankees. Not Aussies. Nobody hates Aussies. Not even the French. In fact, the Aussies don't particularly like the Yankees all that much. They're not helping us "fight" our "war" or anything anymore. And they're definitely not involved in formulating any of our own, white-bread, ultra-conservative, ideologically driven Islam bashing foreign policies either. So why the hate guys?

Even mutha-f-ing OSAMA thinks this is so pointless, he wouldn't have anything to do with it:
http://www.iht.com/articles/2005/11/08/news/australia.php

Look, just because there are 4,000,000 McDonald's in Australia, doesn't mean it's part of the U.S. Nope, it's an entirely different country. Totally separate. In fact, they are so far away, you have to get on an airplane and travel for a flippin entire day just to get there. Granted, when you get off the plane, they're speaking the same language (which may explain the confusion... silly terrorists), but never-the-less... it's not the U.S.

If the terrorists were REALLY smart, they'd bomb the smack out of someplace that REALLY has it coming. Suggestions?